Monday 21 December 2020

A Poem a Day (332): Christmas is off in Tier 4

 
Christmas is off in Tier 4
 
Christmas is off,
the headlines scoff –
if you’re living in Tier 4
you’re well & truly ducked.
 
Family visits are a no-go
to protect the old,
the infirm and the sick
amid this pandemic.
 
There will be no elves
this Christmas time
and Santa won’t be chilling
down your chimney.
 
He’s at home isolating
cos he’s hit that age
and no-one can travel
into the dreaded Tier 4.
 
Rudolph is on the travelator
trying to stay fit and trim,
missing the dreaming faces
of all the kids sleeping.
 
But Mrs Claus has the answer!
“You’re magic,” she tells Santa,
“so no virus can affect you.
You’re basically bionic.”
 
So Santa is revving up the sleigh
while Rudolph polishes his nose.
Look up at the sky on Christmas Eve
cos theyre sneaking into Tier 4. 
Ho, ho, ho! 

 
Copyright Vickie Johnstone, December 21, 2020
 
 

2 comments:

  1. Well that's a relief!! It wouldn't be the same without my regular lump of coal in the stocking!!

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