Showing posts with label comedy. Show all posts
Showing posts with label comedy. Show all posts

Thursday, 10 October 2013

Only #99c / 75p today - 3 Heads & a Tail

3 Heads & a Tail is a quirky comedy about two guys, a
girl and a streetwise Labrador who swears a little too much. 
When nature lover Josie moves into a house share with two pals, dreamer Ben and model man David, she sees it as a short stop and doesn't bank on an attraction developing with one of them. Meanwhile, Ben’s dog, Glen, has the hots for Miss Posh, the beautiful golden Labrador in the park. When dog meets dog it’s puppy love, but a complication leads to Glen taking matters into his own paws, leading to a situation that puts him in danger. In this comedy of errors, romance and walkies, it's anyone's guess who is going to win the girl/dog and live happily ever after.
Links: 
Rating on Amazon: 4.6 out of 5 stars for 17 reviews
"A humorous love story of a different kind, mostly seen through the eyes of Glen, the tail owner, and written with unusual wittiness and ability." (Annarita Guarnieri)

"Oh my gosh this is a funny book. I hate to harp on the topic of how the dog made the story, but I think he did." (Ey Wade)

"Laugh out loud funny." (Donna Brown)

"Glen has now replaced Buck as my favorite doggie character in a novel. Ms. Johnstone's characters are all wonderfully developed and she does an amazing job giving doggie voice to Glen and Mimi." (PDX Author)

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Monday, 15 July 2013

Just 99c - a 5-star romantic comedy with a dog!

  • Don’t Miss KND eBook of The Day: Vickie Johnstone’s 5-Star Romantic Comedy 3 Heads & a Tail – Now Just $0.99 http://bit.ly/13diHTb


Sunday, 19 May 2013

Video Trailer - the Kiwi Series

Hi, yesterday I couldn't go out because I've got a horrid cold, so I made a book trailer. I've been meaning to make one since publishing my first book in 2011! So it's only taken me 2 years! haha!

I used iMovie and it was okay to use. Not to hard and the guide is easy, although there's a lot that I didn't look at using, so it could probably be better! :)

The awesome music is by Ed Drury - it is also his music that normally plays on my blog.
This tune for the trailer is called Streetlight Desire. The illustrations are by Nikki McBroom.

Kiwi in Cat City is still on sale at 99c / 75p (ebook) everywhere...

Cheers!!




Wednesday, 6 March 2013

#WW Words with... Laurie Boris


Thanks to Laurie Boris, author of The Joke's on Me, Drawing Breath and the newly released Don't Tell Anyone. Laurie likes cats, REM and coffee with amaretto (mmm), can rustle up a pretty good lentil soup and once fancied being Lois Lane. Read on to find out more...


What is your day job or are you lucky enough to write for a living?

I’m lucky enough to do both. I work a few days a week, keeping a local community college’s website up to date, and the rest of the time I’m writing and editing.

What books have you written so far?

I’ve published two contemporary novels, The Joke’s on Me, about a stand-up comic who loses everything but her sense of humour in a mudslide, and Drawing Breath, about the complex relationship between an art teacher and his student. Besides that, I’ve written several more that await either editing or the wood chipper, depending.

What works in progress do you have?

I’m just about to publish another contemporary novel, Don’t Tell Anyone, about a family with too many secrets. After that, I have a few more story ideas begging for my attention.

How long did it take you to write your book/s?

Some take months, others take years. I wrote the first (very rough) draft of Don’t Tell Anyone as a NaNoWriMo project in thirty days, but I’ve been fleshing it out and editing for almost two years.

Do you write linear, or jump back and forth? Do you plan or write by the seat of your pants?

It depends on the story. One book began when I saw the last scene in my head, so I started there. Others lead off with a situation and proceeded linearly. Generally I don’t plan. I prefer to let the characters tell me how the story unfolds.

Why do you write?

Because I’m very crabby when I don’t. It’s like a release valve. Also, I love the feeling of disappearing into a universe of characters. Makes the bad stuff go away for a while.

How long have you been writing?

I’ve been writing for over thirty years, and writing novels for almost twenty years.

What/who inspired you to write and still inspires you?

I was initially inspired to write by a high school English teacher, who tasked us with keeping a journal as an assignment. I’d thought writing had to be all highbrow, snooty stuff, but with that I realised everything is material for fiction; even watching the sun set or reliving a silly childhood memory. Being around creative people, like my husband’s friend with cystic fibrosis, who kept pursuing his creative passions despite his illness, inspired me to try to write a novel. As I finished the first and wrote more, my mother-in-law was a huge inspiration. She kept nagging me to finish the next book because she “needed something good to read”. Sometimes I can still smell her perfume in my writing room.

What do you think is the ideal recipe for a good novel or story?

I don’t know that there’s an ideal recipe (my lentil soup recipe is pretty good, by the way), but I don’t think you can go too far wrong by starting with a strong character who wants something desperately.

Have you ever based a character on someone from real life? And did you tell them?

I’ve sometimes used non-virtual people as armatures for characters. And I’ve had people in my life SWEAR that such-and-such character was based on them. Not so.

Fave things: animal? food? drink? film? colour? band? song? place? item of clothing?

Cats. Chocolate. Coffee with amaretto. Casablanca. Purple. REM. Michael Franti’s ‘Say Hey’ (this week, anyway). Nantucket Island. A variety of plushy sweatshirts.

When you were a kid, what did you want to do/who did you want to be when you grew up?

I wanted to play second base for the New York Mets. Next I wanted to be Lois Lane. And a marine biologist. Then I saw Jaws. I decided to stick with Lois Lane.

Would you say that your dreams have come true or are you still working on them?

I’m still working on them, although some are coming true. I wanted to make a living by writing and publishing novels. Well, a few of those words have come true, but not the entire sentence as yet.

You’re walking in the forest and you bump into an alien librarian from Mars. He wants five book recommendations from you…

I imagine he’s already read Men are from Mars..., so maybe he needs a good map of the solar system to find Venus.

Who is your favourite character from any book and why?

Jo from Little Women. I adore her. She’s creative, tough and bold; not girly-girly, but loves her family and her sisters. She’s everything I wanted to be.

Who is your hero/heroine?

He’d hate it, but my friend who inspired Daniel in Drawing Breath. Despite his cystic fibrosis, Bill lived for his passions, gave of himself whenever he was asked, and never – in public, anyway – talked about himself in terms of limits. Not until the week he died.

Which book do you wish you had written?

So hard to choose! Okay, I wish I’d written about a certain boy wizard, you know, for my retirement. Seriously, I’d love to have written Ian McEwan’s Amsterdam; it’s such a perfect little jewel. And Anna Karenina. Lolita. Joyce Carol Oates’ Middle Age, Blonde, Black Water or Zombie. Anne Tyler’s Dinner at the Homesick Restaurant and The Accidental Tourist.

Which three authors would you like to take to the pub?

Dorothy Parker, TC Boyle and Oscar Wilde – should make for an interesting evening. We’ll see if we can ‘out-snark’ each other.

Are you published or self-published? What is your experience?

My first book, The Joke’s on Me, was published by a small press, 4RV LLC, in 2011. I self-published Drawing Breath, my second book, and plan to self-publish the next one. What I liked about working with a small press is the personal attention and the dedicated team that helped with developmental editing, copyediting and proofreading. My publisher, Vivian Zabel, works tirelessly on behalf of her authors, taking our titles to trade shows and events. What I like about self-publishing is the complete freedom and artistic control, but with that comes the responsibility of putting out a quality product. I’m learning so much about marketing and promotion. I don’t always get it right, but I can change course quickly; something that might not be as easily done under the aegis of a publisher.

How do you find the marketing experience?

It’s tough. The formula so many ‘experts’ recommend – reaching the right people at the right time with the right product and the right price point – seems to be constantly shifting. I still find that word of mouth is the best advertising. Many people who have read my books did so because a friend recommended them. That’s how I normally pick up a book, too.

What advice would you give other writers just starting out?

If writing is in your heart, if you can’t imagine doing anything else, then give it your all and do not quit. Keep growing and learning. Read omnivorously. Seek constructive criticism. Ask a lot of questions. Know that you might suck at it for a while, and that learning your chops and finding your voice could take time.

Do you have a blog? What do you blog about?

I blog about writing, books and popular culture on my personal blog, and I’m a regular contributor to Indies Unlimited, where I write about pretty much everything related to writing, publishing and marketing for the indie author.

What other hobbies do you have?

I enjoy watching baseball, I’m a voracious reader and I love to cook. Something about chopping onions is like meditation.

What would you like to achieve in the next five years?

Write about seven or eight more books, and publish them to rave reviews and fabulous sales. Help my editing clients achieve their dreams. Find a new place to live that does not require so much time and effort.

If you won the Lotto or a major publishing contract, what would you do with that dosh?

After taking care of the creeping debt and the necessities we’ve been putting off to buy silly things like food, I would love to be able to buy more books to support my fellow authors. And go to the movies once in a while. And maybe hire someone to clean up after me.

Complete one of these stories in 100 words or less…

There was once a wee worm called Fred;
He lived with a panda named Ed.
Ed ate some bad clover
And, sadly, fell over
And squished his poor, wee friend’s head.

What question do you wish I’d asked and, of course, what is the answer?

What does your writing space look like?

Horribly messy, and full of baseball hero bobble-head dolls and stuffed Opus penguins. This is why I need to win the Lotto. Or get therapy.

Links:

The Joke’s on Me  
Amazon US
Amazon UK

Drawing Breath               
Amazon US
Amazon UK
B&N

Don't tell Anyone
Amazon US
Amazon UK
B&N




Monday, 21 January 2013

New Year's Hop Winners! All who made me laugh!





First of all, a big thank you to everyone who got involved with the New Year's Hop on my blog.

As part of the hop, I was giving away 1 paperback and 3 ebook copies of my comedy romance, 3 Heads & a Tail. Usually I use Rafflecopter to pick random winners. But, as my book is a comedy of errors and pretty silly, I wanted to do something more personal. So I asked everyone to tell me the silliest thing they'd ever done. The result was a really entertaining read for me. I laughed a lot. Some of the replies made me giggle myself silly, so thank you to everyone for making me laugh!

I've delayed in unveiling the winners cos I wasn't sure how many to choose as I really loved reading the replies, so I've decided to give an ebook copy to everyone who made me laugh with their story, and that's pretty much most of the people. Thank you for revealing your silliness. In my replies, I've also revealed all my silly doings.

So, thanks again - ebook winners I will be emailing you! :) Watch your inboxes!

The grand prize of the paperback will go to the story that made me laugh the most and I'm afraid that was the rake story from Jeanette Platt. Thanks Jeanette from making me almost cry laughing! I'll be getting in touch to find out where to send that book. 

Happy reading everyone!


Wednesday, 9 January 2013

Welcome to the New Year's Hop!

http://nyhop.blogspot.co.uk

I'm excited to be involved in Indie Authors Unite's New Year's Hop, which starts on Friday 11 January.

Welcome to my stop on the hop. What can you win here?

I'm giving away 1 paperback and 3 ebook copies of my comedy romance, 3 Heads & a Tail. If you're not into romance, don't turn away yet. It's not your regular romance. It's more of a comedy fantasy or a comedy of errors. I wrote this book for NaNoWriMo 2011, so it's a bit off the wall. There are four main characters, one of which is a Golden Retriever, and he plays a big part in this book. He's the hero really, and you'll get to see inside his head and find out his doggie thoughts. 
http://tinyurl.com/agdj4ba
What's the story about?

When nature lover Josie moves into a house share with two pals, dreamer Ben and model man David, she sees it as a short stop and doesn't bank on an attraction developing with one of them. Meanwhile, Ben's dog, Glen, has the hots for Miss Posh, the beautiful golden Lab in the park. When dog meets dog it's puppy love, but a complication leads to Glen taking matters into his own paws and walking a very dangerous path. In this comedy of errors, romance and walkies, it's anyone's guess who is going to win the girl/dog and live happily ever after.

What say the reviewers? Here are some snippets...

Ey Wade - "Oh my gosh this is a funny book. I hate to harp on the topic of how the dog made the story, but I think he did. I know for sure I will forever look at my own dog and wonder what she is thinking."

Annarita Guarnieri - "A humorous love story of a different kind, mostly seen through the eyes of Glen, the tail owner, and written with unusual wittiness and ability."

Donna Brown - "Laugh out loud funny."

PDX author - "Until reading this humorous tale about relationships between characters that tend towards being shy, my favorite animal character was "Buck", featured in Jack London's "Call of the Wild." 

How can you win a copy? 

Just leave me a comment - tell me one of the silliest things you've ever done! Or one of the silliest you'd like to do...


Click on the link below to get back to the main New Year's Blog Hop website where you can win these cool prizes -

A Kindle Fire ($299 value)
$100 Amazon voucher
15 signed paperbacks
30 ebooks

Here's the link - http://nyhop.blogspot.co.uk/

Good luck! :)

Don't forget to hop off to the other blogs on the hop to check out the books and giveaways of the other writers in the Indie Authors Unite hop. There are some cracking reads to be found. 

Thanks for reading and a big Happy New Year to you ! :)

Monday, 31 December 2012

Guest post: Why I wrote 'The Boy Next Door'

Welcome to Annabelle Costa who tells us why she decided to write her new romantic comedy, The Boy Next Door.

You’ve seen him before—in just about every hokey romantic comedy or steamy romance novel. He’s sexy, he’s handsome, he’s suave, he’s perfect. What woman wouldn’t want to do dirty, dirty things to a hunk like that?

The boy next door is a little different. He probably doesn’t have buns of steel or abs of steel or nipples of steel. In all likelihood, none of his body is made of steel. He may even have a gut or a double chin or a lisp or be a couple of inches shorter than you. He doesn’t resemble Channing Tatum at all.

But on that day when, hypothetically, your car starts making a clunking noise every time you try to turn left (even though you just got the damn thing inspected), he’s there for you. He’ll meet you at the auto service station, drive you to work, pick you up at work and drive you to the service station, and then do it again the next day because the stupid car still isn’t fixed. Does he do it because he’s a nice guy? My mother always told me: no guy is that nice.

No, he does it because he secretly loves you. He doesn’t just love you—he lurves you. He thinks you’re the bees’ knees and all that. Everyone with half a brain knows it. And if only you’d stop sniffing around Channing over there, you’d know it too.

The Boy Next Door is for all those ladies out there who have connected with their own boys next door. And for those of you who haven’t? Check out the book and see what you might be missing!


Annabelle Costa is a teacher, who writes in her free time. She enjoys the wounded hero genre, involving male love interests with physical disabilities, who don't follow the typical Hollywood perception of sexy.

Buy the book or check out a sample:

Amazon Germany 

Book blurb: 

Through middle school, high school, bad dates, and an ill-advised punk phase, Tasha has always been able to count on Jason. Since the day he moved in next door, he’s gone from the weird kid in a wheelchair to Tasha’s most trusted friend. But lives change and the friends are going in different directions. When Jason and Tasha rekindle their friendship, sparks fly. After years of being a wild soul, now the ex-lead of a band turned music teacher is just looking for a relationship to last.

When none other than Jason introduces her to a man who can give her what she wants, Tasha is on the verge of throwing passion and love away just so she can forget her troubled past and settle down. But Jason isn’t ready to give her up just yet.






Friday, 28 December 2012

Cruisin' with Allison: Day of the Living Pizza

Hi, hope you all had a groovy Christmas!

I wrote a little story for Allison's Cruisin' blog hop over the holidays. The story is a short introduction to my books Day of the Living Pizza and Day of the Pesky Shadow, which are both Smarts & Dewdrop Mysteries. Set in Crazy Name Town, the detective and his sidekick try to solve two silly cases. 

You can also win copies of the books. 

Click here: http://allisonbruning.blogspot.com/2012/12/cwa-crazy-name-town-and-free-books.html#.UNmX0aWqa0s

Thanks :)



Thursday, 29 November 2012

First review for Day of the Pesky Shadow

Just got my first review for Day of the Pesky Shadow.
A big thank you to Mallory. It's great to wake up to something nice :)
Happy Thursday all :)



5.0 out of 5 stars delightful and laugh-a-minute, catchy and original November 28, 2012
Format:Kindle Edition|Amazon Verified Purchase
Review of Day of the Pesky Shadow
A Smarts & Dewdrop Mystery
By Vickie Johnstone

A delightfully humoured filled tale, set in Crazy Name Town, the locale of the author's previous "Day of the Living Pizza," this story follows a human shadow, which happens to be a person, not a shadow attached to a person. In other words, he is just--shadow. Officer Dewdrop finds the Shadow, Mr. Shady, a friendly and likable fellow, but notes that a regular person can't sit, share a cup of tea, or eat dinner with - a shadow. Detective Smarts wishes it would all go away-until he discovers that there's not just one, but more, shadows in Crazy Name Town, and one of them is determined on being-pesky-and troublesome.

Don't worry, Smarts & Dewdrop will persevere until they get to the bottom of the situation-and please readers with a happy ending (if those readers can stop laughing long enough, that is).

Thursday, 23 August 2012

Feed Your Reader Giveaway Hop


Co-hosted by Books: A True Story

Welcome to the Feed Your Reader Giveaway Hop

I'm excited to be involved in this hop and will be giving away 3 sets of these books:

Kiwi in Cat City
Kiwi and the Missing Magic
Day of the Living Pizza

All of these books are suitable for readers aged 9 up, teens and adults.




What are the books about?

Kiwi in Cat City 
One dark night, Amy cannot sleep and she looks out of the window into the garden to see her cat, Kiwi, transfixed by the moon, which is glowing brightly like a cat's claw. Waking her brother, James, Amy suggests they follow Kiwi to see where she goes... whether it involves a hunt for mice or something else. Little do they know that, with a flick of her tail, Kiwi is going to magically change them into kittens and lead them on the adventure of their lives to a land they never knew existed in their wildest dreams. In the blue-lit world of Cat City, the budding detectives help Inspector Furrball to solve the mystery of the missing catizens and find out what happened to Madame Purrfect.
17 5-star reviews on Amazon.com

Kiwi and the Missing Magic
James and Amy embark on their second adventure with their black cat, which will take them to the Land of Giant Mice in search of the missing Magic. They return to Cat City to help their friends and meet some new characters along the way, including the Worry Bee, Whiskers and Moggie. Can James and Amy help Kiwi save the day? More importantly, will James' pet hamster find his true calling in life?
9 5-star reviews on Amazon.com

Day of the Living Pizza 
Detective Smarts of Crazy Name Town has a problem. Doctor Boring and his receptionist have been bumped off, and the only clues at the scene are some olives, tomatoes, mushrooms and sprinkles of oregano. With the town folk dropping like flies and strange figures stumbling down the streets, Officer Dewdrop has an idea.
4 5-star reviews on Amazon.com

How can you win them?

Simple click on the Rafflecopter and answer the question. Good luck!

What then?

Then scroll down to the Linky of all the other participating blogs. Click on the links to check out what great prizes they are all offering. Lots of luck and happy reading!



Thanks for entering. Have a cool week! :) 


a Rafflecopter giveaway

Friday, 3 August 2012

Free book - 3 Heads & A Tail

Morning!

One of my books, 3 Heads & A Tail, is free until Sunday, so if you fancy reading this one, it's a good time to snap it up.



Book blurb:

When nature lover Josie moves into a house share with two pals, dreamer Ben and model man David, she sees it as a short stop and doesn't bank on an attraction developing with one of them. Meanwhile, Ben's dog, Glen, has the hots for Miss Posh, the beautiful golden Lab in the park. When dog meets dog it's puppy love, but a complication leads to Glen taking matters into his own paws. In this comedy of errors, romance and walkies, it's anyone's guess who is going to get the girl/dog and live happily ever after.
    Recommended for ages 16 and up.

Reviews:

Annarita Guarnieri

***** A doggy good novel

What happens if you put together three heads and a tail under the same roof, most of all if you have two male heads, a female one and a tail attached to a Labrador Golden Retriever extremely resourceful and madly in love?
   And what happens if the above mentioned Labrador Golden Retriever decides to take the situation into his own paws, not trusting the ability of "his" humans to solve it?
   Add a sweet, nice but a little clumsy guy, a housemate who's as handsome as a model but has very little principles and a young woman who hasn't yet decided what to make of her life, and you have the recipe for a humorous love story of a different kind, mostly seen through the eyes of Glen, the tail owner, and written with unusual wittiness and ability.
   Far from being the "odd dog out", Glen, the Golden Retriever, is definitely one of the main characters of this amusing comedy, at the same level with Ben, David and Josie or even a step ahead of them.
   A doggy good novel you must not miss, if you like a good comedy and/or if you love dogs and share your life with one of them, no matter what breed it is!

Ey Wade    

***** Paws for a delightful read

Oh my gosh this is a funny book. I hate to harp on the topic of how the dog made the story, but I think he did. I know for sure I will forever look at my own dog and wonder what she is thinking.
   Vickie did a terrific job transitioning between the romance concerning the humans and the love the dogs had for each other.
   There was just the right amount of suspense between everyone/thing involved to keep you turning the pages and hoping all would work out well. I really enjoyed the story. It's such a feel good read and recommend it to all aged readers.
   (C) Ey Wade 2012 all rights reserved and all rights granted to the author of reviewed book.





Sunday, 29 July 2012

Two lovely reviews

Today I had my day made for me when I read two reviews of my books from Ey Wade! Thanks Ey!
Happy face today!
Vickie

Day of the Living Pizza

***** 
I couldn't help myself, I found myself laughing aloud many times as I read this story. The idea of someone running down the street screaming while a giant pizza chased her was both funny and scary. 

Vickie wrote this story as contribution to an anthology for the Gage Project. A project to entertain a child going through surgery with the prospect of a lengthy recovery time. Proceeds from this book will go to charity. This book definitely does its job. Too funny.



3 Heads & A Tail

***** 
Oh my gosh this is a funny book. I hate to harp on the topic of how the dog made the story, but I think he did. I know for sure I will forever look at my own dog and wonder what she is thinking.

Vickie did a terrific job transitioning between the romance concerning the humans and the love the dogs had for each other.

There was just the right amount of suspense between everyone/thing involved to keep you turning the pages and hoping all would work out well. I really enjoyed the story. It's such a feel good read and recommend it to all aged readers.