Christmas is off in Tier 4
Christmas
is off,
the
headlines scoff –
if you’re living
in Tier 4
you’re well
& truly ducked.
Family
visits are a no-go
to protect
the old,
the infirm
and the sick
amid this
pandemic.
There will
be no elves
this Christmas
time
and Santa
won’t be chilling
down your
chimney.
He’s at
home isolating
cos he’s
hit that age
and no-one
can travel
into the
dreaded Tier 4.
Rudolph is
on the travelator
trying to
stay fit and trim,
missing the
dreaming faces
of all the kids
sleeping.
But Mrs
Claus has the answer!
“You’re
magic,” she tells Santa,
“so no virus
can affect you.
You’re
basically bionic.”
So Santa is
revving up the sleigh
while Rudolph
polishes his nose.
Look up at the sky on Christmas Eve
cos they’re sneaking into Tier 4.
Ho, ho, ho!
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Vickie Johnstone, December 21, 2020
Well that's a relief!! It wouldn't be the same without my regular lump of coal in the stocking!!
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