Welcome to Lawrence Fisher who is on a blog
tour to promote his new book, Kill Me Now! You can win a copy by leaving a comment and your email address. There are two copies up
for grabs and the winners will be drawn from all comments left on all
blogs hosting the tour.
Book blurb
Kill Me Now! is about Lawrence, a man in his late 40s
dodging bullets deep in the dating battlefield while searching for the ONE. In
Kill Me Now! Lawrence tries to decode the signals of his enigmatic opponent,
often resulting in his hasty retreat. Why is she resting her head on her hand?
Is she bored? Or is she interested?
He finds himself in many humorous
situations where he has no idea what he is doing and no idea how to maneuver
through the skirmish. Trapped in the epicenter of the courting conflict, the
motivating thought that sustains him is his strong belief that somewhere out
there, she awaits.
Join Lawrence as he painfully stumbles through the mating
minefield in search for his SOULMATE while silently wishing that he was
elsewhere. Be warned, you will laugh!
Website: http://killmenow.org
Buy it on Amazon US: http://www.amazon.com/Kill-Now-Maneuvers-Frontline-Battlefield/dp/1462059511/ref=tmm_pap_title_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1367997718&sr=8-2
About Lawrence Fisher
Lawrence has been out on countless dates in search of his
soulmate. Like most people he has found himself in many strange situations.
However, he found that he could see the humor in each situation. Lawrence is a
single guy in his late 40s. He has worked in computers and education for about
25 years and also holds a personal fitness trainer certification. He currently
lives in Tel Aviv, Israel. Lawrence Fisher spends his days writing software
tutorials and his nights in the endless search for the ONE. Will he find her?
Or will there be book two out?
February 2: A Steep Learning
Curve
|
N
|
o date again, woe is me! How many of us have sat at home
wondering why we don’t have a date? How many of us have gone to a bar to look
for a girl, found someone interesting and just froze? What should we say to
her? What is a good pick up line? Questions, questions, questions! Help!
Those of us who know how to use the internet
instinctively say, “Google it!” In the search tab, you type in, “how to pick up
girls” and hope for the best. You then receive a plethora of websites offering
you information from the best of the best. THE experts! Or so you assume. One
site says there are plenty of people who are good at picking up girls, but
cannot explain their art. If they cannot explain, then what good are they to
us? Do they describe which girls are they trying to pick up? What kind of girls
were these, real or imaginary?
One night, I decided to try a line from one of those
websites. Me, myself and I, the holy trio, decided to go to a bar. A stunning
brunette caught my attention as she eyed the crowd. Somehow she managed to
avoid eye contact with me. I walked up to the lady, took out my iPhone, and
hoped it impressed her.
I read off my iPhone, “Baby, I’m no Fred Flintstone but I
can make your Bedrock.” OK, I agree with you. That is a lame line.
She leaned toward me seductively and said, “Go Google
again!” Was she being rude to me or not? I still have no idea. I think she had
learned the true art of diplomacy, which is the ability to tell someone to go
to hell so that he actually looks forward to the trip.
It is very important to make a good first impression. The
first impression is vital. It is difficult to correct a bad first impression.
Oh, the pressure, the pressure. There is only one chance to do it right!
Going up to a girl at a bar saying, “What is a girl like you
doing in a place like this?” will probably earn you a smirk. Not only is the
line antiquated, but it seems to work only in the movies, and sometimes not
even there. The only time I tried that line, the girl said it was her bar and
that I should not refer to it as “such a place”.
Oh, what should I do? What should I do?
The internet provides contradicting information. What's
new? When we search for something in our field of expertise, we understand
whether it sounds right or not. But if our understanding is close to zero, how
can we define what is right and what is not?
Somehow I need to hone my non-existent skills. Somehow I
need more practice. Somehow I need experienced friends.
Looking at my friends and hearing their stories, I
wonder, does experience really help?
Oh, crap! Kill me now!
Be Inspired, Kristina
Owner of Book Club Sisters Book Blog & Between The Lines Book Tours/Assistant Services
Not edited. Posted as supplied.
Thank you very much
ReplyDelete