A Poem a Day (167): Hey, Mr Critical

And a silly one for today… If you fancy writing a story or a poem, reading other people’s works and giving/getting feedback, head over to JD Mader’s funky Unemployed Imagination website for this week’s edition of 2minutesgo, and write away… Have a happy Saturday. I think I’m going to watch a couple of episodes of Buffy 😊 Hurrah! She kicketh the asseth...

Hey, Mr Critical 

Hey, Mr Critical,

Come and criticise it all,
Pick lots of tiny holes
In everybody’s goals.

You think you’re so brilliant
And everyone else is small,
That no one has real talent
Cos you’ve just grabbed it all.

Hey, Mr Critical,
Come and criticise us all.
Go and laugh at everyone
Until you’re feeling done.

Say all their work is crap,
How you could easily do that,
Cos you’ve got balls of steel
And a never-bending will.

Hey, Mr Critical,
Careful not to trip over your cock
Cos it’s the biggest stumbling block
To you being nice at all. 

Copyright Vickie Johnstone, June 6, 2020