Wednesday 10 April 2024

A Poem a Day (637): NaPoWriMo Day 10 - A bit of an eyeful

 

Day 10 

 
Prompt: Ezra Pound famously said that “poetry is news that stays news”. While we don’t know about that, the news can have a certain poetry to it. Today, we’d like to challenge you to write a poem based on one of the curious headlines, cartoons and other journalistic tidbits featured at Yesterday’s Print, where old news stays amusing, curious and sometimes downright confusing.

Headline: Woman tries to buy noted Eiffel Tower. She discovers landmark is not for sale.

The Evening Review, Ohio, 1930. 

 

A bit of an eyeful

From a lady in Ohio

 

Such a great girl is La dame de fer,

the wrought-iron lady, built to last.

With her portly base, sleek long neck,

wholesome curves and a head for heights,

she’s the tallest of them all in Paris,

with great legs – all four of them,

draped in a lattice of fishnet.

Just one look and I was caught.

 

The tallest structure built by hand,

she still held the record in 1930,

‘til cheekily outdone by our Chrysler.

Not to be beaten, she donned an aerial

in ’57 to top him by five whole metres.

I blame the sheer size of her heels.

 

Whenever I’m in Paris, I will visit her,

sit by myself in the gaslit restaurant,

enjoy the wondrous view of the city lights,

sip from a crystal glass of Chateau Margaux

and enjoy a leg of lamb Dauphinoise.

It’s here I fell in love with Paris.

 

Right at the very top, where no one can go,

I hear there is a quaint little apartment,

built for the engineer, one Gustave Eiffel,

where he used to perform his experiments.

I sorely want to own it and lounge around

on his furniture designed by Jean Lachaise.

 

But, alas, I have found it is not for sale,

even though a man once tried to sell it twice.

His name was Victor Lustig, a clever trickster,

who upgraded from card-shark pickpocketer.

 

Here’s an interesting anecdote for you…

 

It was meant to be pulled down after 20 years,

but the city thought it valuable for radio.

In 1914, a humble transmitter saved all of Paris

by jamming the Germans’ communications.

So, you could say Eiffel helped the Allies

win the First Battle of the Marne.

 

Not only that. The critics were wrong about

La dame de fer, as they often are about women.

They said she was too clever, too artistic,

with no head for mathematics. A dimwit.

But Eiffel knew the importance of wind,

and so he made her curve and sway.

 

An “invocation of science”, you can read engraved

the names of 72 French scientists and engineers.

It’s no surprise that Eiffel made a dame great,

for he also helped build our Statue of Liberty

to be just as enduring on New York’s shores,

and hold her head high in the worst of times.

 

A symbol of hope, freedom and inspiration,

a gift for us Americans to remember

their alliance in our own Revolution,

she offers us a light that will always burn.


Copyright Vickie Johnstone, April 10, 2024


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